Joke of the day

Joke of the day

Time to laugh


-Happy Sunday everyone!!!

-You need to be careful with your expectation so that you would not be shocked.

A pretty girl asked walked up to a department‘s store fabric counter and said, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”

The smirking male clerk replied, “A kiss per yard”

“That’s fine,” the girl replied. “I’ll take ten yards.”

With anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
“So, my pay…”

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. “Grandpa pay the man.”


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