Jokes of the day

Jokes of the day

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Private numbers.

-Why do people like calling with private numbers?

-Laughter is the best medicine!

Joke 1
You cannot call me with a private number and expect me to speak first. It is impossible. In fact, we would do breathing competition until your call credit finishes.

Joke 2
Check out this comment and the reply.

Comment: If your man kisses you on your forehead, it is very likely that he is not playing games but rather, about to wife you up. Studies has shown that a man will only kiss two people on the forehead ever. They are his mother and the girl he is about to marry.

Reply: Have you ever been to Lagos? It would shock you.

 

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