-Desperate times calls for desperate measures.
-Laughter is the best medicine.
When men are desperate for sex and their girls are very tired, you would hear them saying things like, “Please, can I just rob on it”, or “please, can I just put the tip”
As I was passing the back of my house today, I heard a new one which proves to me that some men think through their anus. I heard, “Please, just lemme enter, I promise I won’t move”
A man died last month, and while he was being judged, God asked him, “Where are you from?”
The man replied Zimbabwe. God turned to his angels, “Take him to heaven, he has been through hell already.”