– Comedy is a funny way of being serious.
The perfect message to leave for people when you are very busy is simpl. Just leave, hey, I would be back in five minutes. If I am not, just read this message again. Thank you.
Singing while in the shower can be all fun and games until you get the shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.
What doesn’t kill you does not make you stronger but gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.
When someone calls you by 3am and asks, “Hey, are you asleep?”
Just tell the person, “No I am skydiving.”