THE GIRL I MUST MARRY MUST BE A TIGER!

THE GIRL I MUST MARRY MUST BE A TIGER!

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THE GIRL I MUST MARRY MUST BE A TIGER!

– Check out my type of girl

– she must be tiger-like!!

 

THE GIRL I MUST MARRY MUST BE A TIGER!
A Tiger

THE GIRL I MUST MARRY MUST BE A TIGER!

Like everyone else, I would love to hook up with a very adorable girl. That babe wonderful and fanciful lady who would be the talk of the town. Even if I end up a clergy man, I just have to marry that uncommon, sweet, honey and pearllike lady.

After all, no be crime to avoid being a ‘father,’ yeah, a Reverend father as in the Roman Catholics.

If you must hear, marriage has been institutioned by the father of creation.

So, if I must endure the morrow, then it is certain I marry.

It is no one’s bizz whether she’s tall, slim, chubby, round, yellow, pink, black or white girl. But definitely, she has to be cute and endowed.

 

Did you just ask if a virgin or the opposite?

Well, most certainly the former.

THE GIRL I MUST MARRY MUST BE A TIGER!

However, let tomorrow or time decide that.

 

Most importantly but, my girl must be a tiger! Yes, a tiger!

Relax, I don’t mean exactly, the weird and fierce animal tiger.

Haba!, how could I be so unhumanistic to dare such a sacrilegious adventure.

May be I should come a bit plain with my thoughts so some pretty homies out there don’t take me for a beast.

 

I couldn’t be so mad to dare the sight or roar of the  wild creature; however, tamed or friendly.

Exactly what I meant, the girl of my choice must have virtues that are close to those of a tiger.

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In other words, I want a marriage of similitude between what must be the idosyncrasic character of my lady and the tiger’s.

 

What is the tiger? What class  of animal is it? The fiery and roary creature belongs to the class class of the animal kingdom. It originated from the cat family. Not by birth or blood or adoption but by relation, the lion and tiger are family.

 

Although the tiger belongs to this fiery class of animals, it has some features that stand it out from other animals of its class.

There is something really admirable and adorable about its character.

Though nature has craeted it wild, yet it is really not as bad as such.

The tiger is no extravagant or exorbitant animal.

Very powerful and full of strength is this animal that it can wipe all out its entire preys for consumption within a space of three days.

But it won’t be dare such a prodigal act.

 

Like Jordons Spark once sang: “one step at a time, there is no need to rush”…the tiger only goes at its prey when hunger beckons.

By this, it only kills a prey, feeds honourably on it, never going for more than one which will amount to waste or excess.

 

In fact, in its manner of tracking down a prey, this carnivore is very selective. Mark those words- very selective.

It does not settle for the least. Unlike the lion, its focus and target is the buffalo at the fore front of the chase. Never is it attracted to the weak preys behind in the league of other buffaloes.

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Apart from the moderate consumption attitude of the tiger, the animal has very beautiful brows.

 

To avoid boring you with other interesting details about this carnivore in analogy, let’s quickly reflect on the already said.

 

My lady, that which I must marry, must be far from being prodigal. She won’t be the type who will be extravagant with materialism.

Moderacy must be her taste in the acquisition of materials for fashions of the day and not the insatiable tortoise who would courteously get the wardrobe jam-packed with the never-gonna wears for tomorrow or next.

Even if the society as it is or economic pressure is as wild as nature has made the tiger, my own type of would-be girl must be such who is able to recreate herself .

The society may have given the reason to indulge in imaginable marital infidelity, she should on the other hand a subconscious always guiding her not to use her God’s-given endowment (boobs, etc) to bend situations to her favor. Learn from the tiger.

 

Lastly, like the beautiful eyebrows of the tiger, my lady’s must equally be adorned always.

I don’t mean she has to be one who’d draw mixed rainbow-coloured paints from one end of her brow to the other.

Her brow and lashes must be led with paints made of wisdom.

Her clothes made and sown with prudence and moderation.

Wisdom mist be apparent in her chuckles, frowns, desires, likes, hates, requests, wants, attitude and good expressions must churn out of her tongue.

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You ask me what? That’s my type of Gurl.

 

 

Thanks for reading but I expected someone would suggest I had chosen the peacock for the tiger. May be I really should have but you shouldn’t even nag because it was our collective mistake. Anyways, we could do better some other times.

THE GIRL I MUST MARRY MUST BE A TIGER!

 

 

 

 

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